TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 29

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Lodge

Not a creature was stirring

Especially not Rodge

And everyone was grateful

As he was the bullet to dodge

Which is why they didn’t say

They were off to the Lodge

MY HOUSE WAS A LITTLE DOWDY

 

My house was a little dowdy

So, I put a Christmas tree up in it

The house wasn’t transformed

But it was spruced up a bit

SANTA RIDES

 

Have you ever wondered

What Santa does for fun

Well he rides his motorbike

Which is his Holly Davidson

SNOW BLINDNESS STRUCK

 

Snow blindness struck

Santa’s team of reindeer

How they made it home

Santa had no eye deer

DISCIPLINARIAN FATHER CHRISTMAS

 

What does Father Christmas do

When discipline becomes lax?

Well he gathers up the naughty Elf’s

And then gives them the sack

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 28

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Tower

Not a creature was stirring

As they neared the midnight hour

And the reason for that was

A black out so they had no power

AFTER CHRISTMAS SANTA GOES ON HOLIDAY

 

After Christmas Santa goes on Holiday

With his favourite mademoiselle

And he always books the penthouse suite 

At the most luxurious Ho-ho-ho-tel