CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH THE CYRUS’S

 

Christmas dinner with the Cyrus’s

Is kind of Quirky

Because Miley Cyrus insists

That they have Twerky

OUR DOG LOVES CHRISTMAS

 

Our dog loves Christmas

Especially the carolling

His favourite carol is

Bark, the herald angels sing

CINDERELLA WAITED AFTER THE BALL

 

Cinderella waited after the Ball

For the photo processing to be done

And she sang while she was waiting

“One day my prints will come”

SANTA WAS LOOKING FOR THE FUTURE

 

Santa was looking for the future

Mrs Claus and to attract her

He decided to go speed dating

And as a result, he pulled a cracker

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 26

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the church

The faithful were eager for mass

As on their pews they perch

NORTH POLE CRISIS

 

There was an obesity crisis

At the North Pole that caused alarm

So, Santa decided he should act

And sent them off to an Elf Farm

SANTA WEARS A BLACK BELT

 

Santa wears a black belt

Just to make his suit look smart

It doesn’t mean he is proficient in karate

Or any other martial art