SANTA WAS LOOKING FOR THE FUTURE

 

Santa was looking for the future

Mrs Claus and to attract her

He decided to go speed dating

And as a result, he pulled a cracker

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 26

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the church

The faithful were eager for mass

As on their pews they perch

NORTH POLE CRISIS

 

There was an obesity crisis

At the North Pole that caused alarm

So, Santa decided he should act

And sent them off to an Elf Farm

SANTA WEARS A BLACK BELT

 

Santa wears a black belt

Just to make his suit look smart

It doesn’t mean he is proficient in karate

Or any other martial art

SANTA HAD TO INSURE THE SLEIGH

 

Santa had to insure the sleigh

At a fixed premium every time he flew

But on Christmas Eve it was more like

The Net Present Value

PICROUS DAY

 

Picrous Day was a festival celebrated

By the tin miners of east Cornwall

“The feast of the discovery of Tin”

Which gives no credit to St Piran at all

 

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 25

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Hamlet

Not a creature was stirring

But no need to fret

They were at midnight mass

And hadn’t returned yet

From the Church in town

Where they were well met