Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Shop
The last-minute
shoppers
Were all copping a
strop
Monday, 7 August 2023
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 24
WHAT DOES RUDOLF CALL HIS WIFE?
What does Rudolf call his wife?
Is that the question
that I hear?
I would have thought
it obvious
That he would call her
Deer
CHRISTMAS IS A DEEPLY RELIGIOUS TIME
Christmas is a deeply religious time
That one and all think shouldn’t be missed
And observe it in his or her own way,
Thought normally by getting totally pissed
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 23
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Town
The streets were all
wearing
Their bright tinselled
gown
OTT NATIVITY
I’ve always been of the opinion
That the Christmas nativity
Was a baby shower that became
A bit of an over the top festivity
THE MEASURE OF AGE USED TO BE
The measure of age used to be
When Policemen looked younger
Now I know I’m getting old
When Santa starts looking younger
LEAST FAVORITE REINDEER
The Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer
Of all the ones
they’ve met,
Isn’t that show off
Red Nosed Rudolf
The one they hate is
Comet
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