TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 23

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Town

The streets were all wearing

Their bright tinselled gown

OTT NATIVITY

 

I’ve always been of the opinion

That the Christmas nativity

Was a baby shower that became

A bit of an over the top festivity

THE MEASURE OF AGE USED TO BE

 

The measure of age used to be

When Policemen looked younger

Now I know I’m getting old

When Santa starts looking younger

LEAST FAVORITE REINDEER

 

The Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer

Of all the ones they’ve met,

Isn’t that show off Red Nosed Rudolf

The one they hate is Comet

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS IN EDEN

 

It was the night before Christmas

That magical time to believe

When Adam said in the garden of Eden

Hey it's Christmas, Eve!

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 22

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the village

There was a terrible smell

Following a diesel spillage

IF ASKED WHAT HE DID FOR A LIVING # 1

 

If asked what he did for a living

He would have replied “I’m a spy”

And when he hides in the bakery

At Christmas he’s a mince spy