LEAST FAVORITE REINDEER

 

The Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer

Of all the ones they’ve met,

Isn’t that show off Red Nosed Rudolf

The one they hate is Comet

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS IN EDEN

 

It was the night before Christmas

That magical time to believe

When Adam said in the garden of Eden

Hey it's Christmas, Eve!

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 22

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the village

There was a terrible smell

Following a diesel spillage

IF ASKED WHAT HE DID FOR A LIVING # 1

 

If asked what he did for a living

He would have replied “I’m a spy”

And when he hides in the bakery

At Christmas he’s a mince spy

OUR TURKEY GOT INTO A FIGHT

 

Our Turkey got into a fight

When he went to the Gym

But he lost and other bird

Knocked the stuffing out of him

NEUROTIC CHRISTMAS

 

One Christmas I was given

A neurotic clockwork Teddy

And it was ready to play with

As it was wound up already.

TOBLERONE

 

Toblerone, the perfect Christmas gift

For the friends you remember

At the very last possible moment

On the twenty fourth of December