TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 21

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all down the Lane

Not a creature was stirring

Especially not Shane

As like every year he was

Passed out in a ditch again

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 20

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the apartment

Not a creature was stirring

As they were all quite content

WRAPPING UP CHRISTMAS

 

We all remember that moment as kids,

That sudden realization that makes you sad

When you notice Santa Claus has used

The same wrapping paper as mum and dad

WHEN WE SIT DOWN TO CHRISTMAS DINNER

 

When we sit down to Christmas dinner

I’m relieved and feel incredibly grateful

Because annoying relatives speak less

During the meal as their mouths are full

ONE OF SANTA’S REINDEER

 

One of Santa’s Reindeer

Is truly quite obnoxious

And you’ll have guessed

Its RUDEolph of course

WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS TO ME

Christmas isn't about having the biggest tree

Or having the most Christmas lights on view

Nor is it all the treats or gifts beneath the tree

It's about who you share it with and that’s you

WHAT NATIONALITY IS SANTA CLAUS?

 

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Is the question asked most-est

Well he doesn’t really have one

But North Polish would be closest