The day after Thanksgiving
Is known as
"Black Friday"
Because it matches the
mood
Of unhappy shoppers
that day
Saturday, 5 August 2023
THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING
WHAT DO THE WELL FED SHOPPERS EAT
What do the well fed shoppers eat
Among the throng on
Black Friday?
Obviously they gorge
themselves
On leftovers from Thanksgiving Day
GIVE THANKS FOR SOMETHING
My Great Aunts cooking was so bad
When we used to eat in
her parlour
My Dad told us that
Thanksgiving
Was to commemorate
Pearl Harbour
HAPPY TURKEY DAY
When we have Thanksgiving Dinner
And were all seated at
the table
The first thing I do
is name the Turkey
ALTHOUGH IT HAS BECOME A FAMILY TRADITION
Although it has become a family tradition
Not everyone over eats
on Thanksgiving
And of course I’m
referring to the Turkeys
Because they were
stuffed in the beginning
MY FAMILY ALL TOLD ME TO STOP
My family all told me to stop
Telling Thanksgiving
jokes,
But I had to say no,
as I wasn’t
One of those “cold
turkey” blokes
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