Although it has become a family tradition
Not everyone over eats
on Thanksgiving
And of course I’m
referring to the Turkeys
Because they were
stuffed in the beginning
Saturday, 5 August 2023
ALTHOUGH IT HAS BECOME A FAMILY TRADITION
MY FAMILY ALL TOLD ME TO STOP
My family all told me to stop
Telling Thanksgiving
jokes,
But I had to say no,
as I wasn’t
One of those “cold
turkey” blokes
MUM WAS DETERMINED
This year, Mum was determined, for the first time,
To have the happy time
the family had lacked
So, when she was preparing
the bird for the oven
THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
The Thanksgiving Turkey
Risked being stricken
When he crossed the
road
To prove he wasn't
chicken!
BURNING GUY FAWKES
Whitehall Civil Servants took control
Of the Bonfire on that
fateful date
One of them struck the
match, while
The rest filled forms
in triplicate
AT THE APPLE BONFIRE NIGHT PARTY
At the Apple Bonfire Night party
One struck the match
to ignite the birch
And as the fire burned
six of his colleagues
Were in a huddle designing the merch
BURNING GUY FAWKES, THE H&S WAY
Health and Safety were in charge
Of lighting the
Bonfire this year
One of them struck the
match
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