THE IRISH CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY

 

The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day

And I have always wondered why

As they have three patron saints

Perhaps Patrick had a better PR guy

ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 2

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

“Do you have any Irish in you?”

Ask her, on St Patrick's Day

And if she answers no, reply

“Do you want some today?”

ST PATRICKS DAY IS AN EXCUSE

 

St Patrick’s Day is an excuse

For girls to dress inappropriately

That’s why St Patrick’s Day

Is the best holiday for me

ST PATRICKS DAY FANCY DRESS

My friend asked me

What I was going to be

For St Patrick’s Day

I said “Drunk will do me” 

ST PATRICKS DAY IS ONE OF THE FEW

St Patrick’s Day is one of the very few

Acceptable times to wear body glitter

When you have a reasonable expectation

Of not being mistaken for a stripper 

DRINK GREEN BEER

 

Drink green beer

On St Patricks Day

It will count as one

Of your five a day

THE FEAST DAY OF SAINT PATRICK

 

The feast day of Saint Patrick

Is Ireland’s National Day

When the Irish people

Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day