21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 328

 

Sing a song of sixpence

A pocket full of rye

Its two and a half p now

But that doesn’t rhyme

ARE YOU WEARING BLACK TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing black tinsel?

Tied amidst your lustrous curls

Well, you must either be a Grinch

Or you’re a very wicked girl

IS SANTA CLAUS REALLY A WOMAN # 7

 

Is Santa Claus really a woman?

Well surely its self-evident

It takes a great deal of effort

To achieve the necessary merriment

And no man is capable

Of that level of commitment

DO NOT EAT CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

 

Do not eat Christmas decorations

They are not nutritious in the slightest

And apart from that very simple fact

You will end up with bad tinsilitis

I ALWAYS COME OUT IN A RASH

 

I always come out in a rash

It happens every Xmas

I’ve been to see a doctor

And he thinks its Eczemas

WHEN A VAMPIRE BIT

When a Vampire bit

A Snowman one night

They both ended up

With a case of frostbite 

GOOD KING WENCESLAS ORDERED OUT

 

Good King Wenceslas ordered out

On the feast of Stephen

An eighteen slice with extra cheese

Deep pan, crisp and even