Do not eat Christmas decorations
They are not nutritious in the slightest
And apart from that very simple fact
You will
end up with bad tinsilitis
Thursday, 29 December 2022
DO NOT EAT CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
I ALWAYS COME OUT IN A RASH
I always come out in a rash
It happens
every Xmas
I’ve been
to see a doctor
And he
thinks its Eczemas
WHEN A VAMPIRE BIT
When a Vampire bit
A Snowman
one night
They both
ended up
With a case of frostbite
GOOD KING WENCESLAS ORDERED OUT
Good King Wenceslas ordered out
On the feast of Stephen
An eighteen slice with extra cheese
Deep pan, crisp and even
SANTA'S FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG
Santa's favorite Christmas song
That he
sings repeatedly
Is Santa Claus
is coming to town
Sung by
Elfish Presley
WE HAVE THE SAME CHRISTMAS WINE
We have the same Christmas wine
Every year
on Christmas day
“I don't
want any Brussels sprouts”
I WENT OUT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
I went out Christmas shopping
But I didn’t
get very far
Before I
got caught shoplifting
As I stole
an advent calendar
The shopkeeper
had me arrested
Because of
my larcenous ways
And for
stealing an advent calendar
I got twenty-five
days
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