SANTA'S FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG

 

Santa's favorite Christmas song

That he sings repeatedly

Is Santa Claus is coming to town

Sung by Elfish Presley

WE HAVE THE SAME CHRISTMAS WINE

We have the same Christmas wine

Every year on Christmas day

“I don't want any Brussels sprouts”

The family all shrilly say

I WENT OUT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

 

I went out Christmas shopping

But I didn’t get very far

Before I got caught shoplifting

As I stole an advent calendar

The shopkeeper had me arrested

Because of my larcenous ways

And for stealing an advent calendar

I got twenty-five days

CRACKERS, FRUITCAKE AND NUTS

 

Crackers, fruitcake, and nuts

They mean Christmas to me

Although to be honest, they

Could also describe my family

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 327

 

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To fetch the poor dog a bone

Then she remembered

She didn’t have a dog

IS SANTA CLAUS REALLY A WOMAN # 6

 

Is Santa Claus really a woman?

Well would that be so shocking

I mean if it were left to a man

And I don’t mean to be mocking

But are really more interested

In a very different stocking

HER WASSAIL

 

She would sing for her supper

And wail for her wassail

To get her turkey dinner

And a pint of Christmas ale