Is Santa Claus really a woman?
How ridiculous,
no way
They can’t
parallel park a car
How would
they cope with a sleigh?
Tuesday, 27 December 2022
IS SANTA CLAUS REALLY A WOMAN # 5
WHEN CHRISTMAS DAY WAS OVER # 2
When Christmas Day was over
Mrs. Claus
needed a release
It was a
very stressful time
Spreading good
will and peace
So as soon
as Santa was rested
She always
liked to have a bit
Being
partial to the "North Pole"
Well, that's
what Mrs C calls it
THE PIPES OF CHRISTMAS PAST BLOW OUT
The pipes of Christmas past blow out
The melodies
of yesteryear
With memories
to warm the heart
And bring a
sentimental tear
A DOG ISN’T JUST FOR CHRISTMAS
A dog isn’t just for Christmas
That’s what
they say
And they
are correct
It’s also
nice cold on Boxing Day
TRANSVESTITE CHRISTMAS
Do you think that cross dressers
Find Christmas
is merry?
I bet you
think they are sad
Well on the
contrary
I really
love Christmas
As I can
eat, drink and be Mary
MY GOOSE WAS COOKED
On Christmas morning
Into the kitchen
I snook
And as my
wife cooked the Goose
I goosed
the cook
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