21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 320

 

Mary had some little drawers

Which always struck me dumb

Because like her mother

She had a massive bum

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS ANKLE SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas ankle socks?

I’ve often pictured them on you

And you don’t need anything else

Just wearing the socks will do

CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 1

 

It’s Christmas day in the workhouse

Just another grey day to endure

If we’re lucky we’ll dine on mouse

And Oliver will still be asking for more

UKIP ADVENT CALENDAR # 2

 

You can now buy a UKIP

Advent calendar

I’ve never seen one before

I don’t know what message is inside

Because for some reason

All you can hear is a slamming door

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU # 1

 

Last Christmas, I gave you a scarf

But the very next week

You said “it was so last year”

Bloody cheek

DARLING I LOVE YOU

 

Each and every day

I say these words to you

Darling I love you

Then every Christmas

I say these words to you

Merry Christmas Darling I love you

And every New Year

I say these words to you

Happy New Year Darling I love you

 

And every time I say it

You look at me and say

Whatever

WARM MEMORIES OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON

 

Warm memories

Of the holiday season

Moments of joy‚

To be forever treasured

Prayers of peace

One day to be answered

These are the gifts

I wish for us all