UKIP ADVENT CALENDAR # 2

 

You can now buy a UKIP

Advent calendar

I’ve never seen one before

I don’t know what message is inside

Because for some reason

All you can hear is a slamming door

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU # 1

 

Last Christmas, I gave you a scarf

But the very next week

You said “it was so last year”

Bloody cheek

DARLING I LOVE YOU

 

Each and every day

I say these words to you

Darling I love you

Then every Christmas

I say these words to you

Merry Christmas Darling I love you

And every New Year

I say these words to you

Happy New Year Darling I love you

 

And every time I say it

You look at me and say

Whatever

WARM MEMORIES OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON

 

Warm memories

Of the holiday season

Moments of joy‚

To be forever treasured

Prayers of peace

One day to be answered

These are the gifts

I wish for us all

GRANMA JOY

 

I have happy memories to cherish

At my Grans when I was a boy

Her heart was so full of love

She filled the house with joy

Garlands, Balloons, and bells

Hung from every beam and rafter

She made it joyful for us all

The house rang with her laughter

It was such a joyous time

I wish I could cross the years

To once more see her smile

Just thinking about her cheers

CRIMBLE LUST

 

I have a large bunch of mistletoe

And you are on my Christmas list

But I will carefully pick my moment

I don’t want to do it when you’re pissed

Because with my bunch of mistletoe

I want you to know that you’ve been kissed

ITS NOT JUST PRESENTS

 

It’s not just presents

That must be opened

As another Christmas starts

 

As well as all the gifts

We must try to open

Closed minds and hearts