Three each day
Seven days
a week
Ruddy Apple
Ruddy Cheek
Hardly a
varied diet
Is it?
Three each day
Seven days
a week
Ruddy Apple
Ruddy Cheek
Hardly a
varied diet
Is it?
Are you wearing Christmas slippers?
They look
very cute it must be said
But I think
they’d look much cuter
If I was to
see them under my bed
Twas the night before Christmas and at the North Pole
Some of the
elves will be signing on the dole
There was a
bit of a cock up with the naughty and nice list
When the
elves in dispatch all got totally pissed
You can now buy a Jehovah’s Witness
Advent
calendar
I’ve never
seen one before
I don’t
know what message is inside
Because for
some reason
You can’t
open a single door
The bauble and the bell
The tinsel
star as well
The angel
with its wings
The
shepherds and the Kings
The tree’s-coloured
lights
The tinsel
sparkling bright
The
garlands hanging high
So,
pleasing to the eye
These are the
things
That Christmas
time brings
The best presents cannot be bought
There is no
mall where they can be sought
But if you
have sufficiently striven
The best
present can be easily given
It resides
in you, channeled from above
That most
wondrous gift of eternal love
The best present you can ever receive
Does not
possess any monetary value
Yet is more
precious than pure gold
It’s the
gift of someone loving you