Monday, 19 December 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 318

 

Three each day

Seven days a week

Ruddy Apple

Ruddy Cheek

Hardly a varied diet

Is it?

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS SLIPPERS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas slippers?

They look very cute it must be said

But I think they’d look much cuter

If I was to see them under my bed

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 9

 

Twas the night before Christmas and at the North Pole

Some of the elves will be signing on the dole

There was a bit of a cock up with the naughty and nice list

When the elves in dispatch all got totally pissed

JW ADVENT CALENDAR # 2

 

You can now buy a Jehovah’s Witness

Advent calendar

I’ve never seen one before

I don’t know what message is inside

Because for some reason

You can’t open a single door

THE BAUBLE AND THE BELL

 

The bauble and the bell

The tinsel star as well

The angel with its wings

The shepherds and the Kings

The tree’s-coloured lights

The tinsel sparkling bright

The garlands hanging high

So, pleasing to the eye

These are the things

That Christmas time brings

THE BEST PRESENTS CANNOT BE BOUGHT

 

The best presents cannot be bought

There is no mall where they can be sought

But if you have sufficiently striven

The best present can be easily given

It resides in you, channeled from above

That most wondrous gift of eternal love

THE BEST PRESENT YOU CAN EVER RECEIVE

 

The best present you can ever receive

Does not possess any monetary value

Yet is more precious than pure gold

It’s the gift of someone loving you