You can now buy a Jehovah’s Witness
Advent
calendar
I’ve never
seen one before
There are
no Christmas messages
It just
says Fuck off
Behind
every door
Sunday, 18 December 2022
JW ADVENT CALENDAR # 1
CRIMBLETIDE
I really love Crimbletide
It makes me
all warm inside
And the joy
I cannot hide
For the
season of Crimbletide
CHRISTMAS GOOSE
At Christmas time
I do like a
goose
It is my
one weakness
And I offer
no excuse
Though it
does depend
Of course
on the bird
To say any different
Would be
quite absurd
The quality
of goose
That you are
executing
Is directly
related
To the bird
you are goosing
TO ALL OF YOU, FROM ALL OF US
I have to say
Without ado
It’s time
to say
To all of
you
From all of
us
Merry
Christmas
PERSISTENT AND DISRUPTIVE WINDS
Persistent and disruptive winds,
There seems
to be no doubts,
Are predicted
after Christmas
And it will
probably be the Sprouts
A VEGETARIAN CHRISTMAS
Do you want to celebrate?
A
vegetarian Christmas
Then here
you are
Have a freshly
strained
Vegetable
every day
With the advent
colander
LET’S RAISE A GLASS TO MUM # 2
Let’s raise a glass to Mum
For yet
another job well done
And the
essence of my reasoning
Is, you are
the festive seasoning
For by
chasing the blandness away
It’s you who
flavours the day
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