THE BEST CHRISTMAS ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 2

 

The best Christmas actor of all time

Will this one isn’t actually very

But she sounds like she should be

And so, the winner is Holly Berry

THE COUNCIL CHRISTMAS TREE

The council Christmas tree is dressed

And the lights were switched on in June

But don’t get yourself unduly distressed

With energy saving lights it’s not too soon

Because you must switch them on remember

So, they are warmed up by December 

THE WEATHER MAY BE DREARY

The weather may be dreary

My bones maybe weary

I may walk with heavy step

I may be lacking in pep

But when Christmas arrives

My spirit soon revives 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 314

 

What are little boys made of?

Snips and Snails

And puppy dogs’ tails?

Not bloody likely

ARE YOU WEARING A FESTIVE JUMPER?

 

Are you wearing a Festive Jumper?

Well, its contents are rather bumper

It’s an interesting design you chose

I particularly like Rudolph’s nose

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 5

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the castle

Not a soul was stirring not even the rascal

And when the king returned from merrymaking

No one was awake to let him back in

A CAROL FOR THE 21ST CENTURY – WE THREE KINGS

We three Kings of Orient are,

Bearing gifts we traverse afar,

Beer and liqueur

CD and voucher

Following yonder star