21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 313

 

Wee Willie Winkie

Runs through the town

Upstairs and downstairs

With his trousers down

He was aptly named

ARE YOU WEARING MISTLETOE?

 

Are you wearing Mistletoe?

I don’t mind kissing you below

Your little sprig of mistletoe

But you’re wearing it quite low

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 4

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the cottage

Was silence with the owners at home in Peas Pottage

So, under cover of darkness at a very late hour

The cottage was torched by the Sons of Glendower

A CAROL FOR THE 21ST CENTURY – RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER

 

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose,

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows,

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names,

They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

(Now I don’t want you to think it was because he was a freak

The simple truth is Rudolph was a really anti social little bastard)

ANOTHER OLD FOLKS CHRISTMAS PARTY

 

Another old folks Christmas party

Old friends well met, hale and hearty

Thoughts of the past would produce a tear

But a shared memory brought some cheer

And while remembering the good old days

A glass they would all gladly raise

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOODWILL TO ALL MEN

 

“Merry Christmas

And goodwill to all men”

Does that irritate you?

I’m not alone then

The men have done nothing,

Remember

Since the final BBQ

Back in September

It’s the mums

Who spend the whole of December

With everything to do

And everything to remember

While they sit

TV remote in hand drinking beer

Whereas the mums well deserved

Christmas cheer

Why can’t we sit down?

On our overworked bums

“Merry Christmas

And goodwill to all mums”

THE TREE OF EVERGREEN

 

A top the tree of evergreen

See the star of Christmas sit

While scattered on its boughs

The coloured lights are lit

 

On the branches baubles hang

Glorious globes of glass delight

Candy canes and little gifts

And silver tinsel twinkling bright

 

And below the tree of evergreen
Adorned in festive dress

Sits the pile of Christmas gifts

Awaited with eagerness