Wednesday, 14 December 2022

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOODWILL TO ALL MEN

 

“Merry Christmas

And goodwill to all men”

Does that irritate you?

I’m not alone then

The men have done nothing,

Remember

Since the final BBQ

Back in September

It’s the mums

Who spend the whole of December

With everything to do

And everything to remember

While they sit

TV remote in hand drinking beer

Whereas the mums well deserved

Christmas cheer

Why can’t we sit down?

On our overworked bums

“Merry Christmas

And goodwill to all mums”

THE TREE OF EVERGREEN

 

A top the tree of evergreen

See the star of Christmas sit

While scattered on its boughs

The coloured lights are lit

 

On the branches baubles hang

Glorious globes of glass delight

Candy canes and little gifts

And silver tinsel twinkling bright

 

And below the tree of evergreen
Adorned in festive dress

Sits the pile of Christmas gifts

Awaited with eagerness

LISTEN ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

 

On Christmas morning

While treetops still glisten

If you stop opening presents

And take a moment to listen

 

You will hear a sound

Unmistakable, clear, and true

The sound of Love

Will be in the room with you

WE THREE KINGS

 

We three Kings

Of Orient are

- not part of a meritocracy

PUT ASIDE YOUR SADNESS

 

Put aside your sadness

Lose yourself in the madness

That is Christmas,

Come spend it with us

Come and you will see

That with cherished company

The season will be a little brighter

And the weight on your heart a little lighter

LET’S RAISE A GLASS TO MUM # 1

 

Let’s raise a glass to Mum

And I speak for us all when I say

You have triumphed once again

In your quiet efficient way

You have managed to conjure up

Another perfect Christmas day

Tuesday, 13 December 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 312

 

Mary had a little rash

So, she can’t do it anymore

But she said its ok for us

To use her back door