PARTY CLAUS

 

What does Santa do after Christmas?

Well, if you want to know the truth

He parties hard with Mrs. Claus

Til they melt the snow off the roof

BRIGHTEST TIME

 

At Christmas time

There is only one thing

Brighter than the Christmas lights

And that is the magical look

On a child’s face

Full of wonder and delight

SANTA CLAUS REALLY LOVES HIS JOB

 

Santa Claus really loves his job

He doesn’t do it for the money

But sometimes it’s a struggle

And sometimes it’s not funny

Trying to please the kids today

Is certainly no easy task

Balancing what they deserve

Against what they ask

Sometimes Santa is impatient

With the ungrateful little buggers

And pictures them in the future

As sociopaths, fraudsters, or muggers

But Santa Claus really loves his job

And most of the kids are a joy

So, he does try to be patient

And see the best in every girl and boy

DEAR SANTA CLAUS

 

Dear Santa Claus

I have been good

I thought I’d mention that

So, it’s understood

 

I don’t want

Something practical

Something useful

Nor educational

 

I don’t what

Something creative

Something arty

Or constructive

 

I don’t want

Something sporty

Something healthy

Not outdoorsy

 

What I want

Is an X-Box or a PS3

So, I can escape

My boring reality

 

But I don’t want

You to bring me a Wii

It’s just too healthy

And drains my energy

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 309

 

Mary had a little van

She had it all last summer

But now her little van

Has turned into a Hummer

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS TIE?

 

Are you wearing a Christmas Tie?

Well, my next question is why?

Because it really is quite unpleasant

Let me guess it was a present

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 16

 

Twas the night before Christmas and every abode

Was shrouded in silence all down the road

But no house was empty, they were all in their homes

They were hiding from caroler’s from St Jerome’s