Thursday, 8 December 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 54

 

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner

Eating his Christmas pie

He stuck in his thumb

After scratching his bum

Then offered to share his pie.

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS CARDIGAN?

 

Are you wearing a Christmas Cardigan?

Please tell me you’re wearing it for a joke?

What do you mean it’s comfortable?

Are you that Val Doonican bloke?

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 14

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the Crescent

Not a creature was stirring not even a peasant

But that in itself is not uncommon to see

When you live in a gated community

DECEMBER HAS COME ROUND AGAIN

December has come round again

Another Christmas time is near.

That time when young and old

Almost explode with festive cheer.

THE MAGICAL SEASON

 

Christmas cards come from absentees

Bringing so many Christmas wishes

And those you get to see in person

Are greeted with Christmas kisses

 

It’s the time for friends and family

Exchanging gifts beneath the tree

A time to enjoy every single moment

And make it as magical as it can be

IT WARMS MY REMINISCENT HEART

 

It warms my reminiscent heart

When Christmas preparations start

When the bells of Christmas chime

I am taken back to happy times

With special friends and family

And all the Christmas memories

When Christmas preparations start

It warms my reminiscent heart

CHRISTMAS MEMORIES

 

Of all the Christmas’s I can remember

My best Christmas’s were the ones

Where I would decorate the tree with dad

And make Christmas cookies with mum

Thread popcorn and make paper chains

Each day opening the advent calendar

Wrapping the gifts in excited secrecy

Writing cards and sending them near and far

They are just distant memories now

But they were still the very best ones

And we must make Christmas memories

Now we have our daughters and our sons