Are you wearing elfin ears?
They go
with your elfin features
Let’s go
and play in Dingley dell
With all
the woodland creatures
Monday, 5 December 2022
ARE YOU WEARING ELFIN EARS?
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 11
Twas the night before Christmas
And all
around the Crescent
Not a
creature was stirring
Not even a
peasant
CHRISTMAS DREAM # 3
I dream of Christmas
And Santa's loaded sleigh
I dream about the reindeer
Bringing
Santa Claus my way
CHRISTMAS PASSED
I miss my dad, I miss my mum
And my
brother now he’s gone
But though
we are forever apart
They live
on still in my heart
Through
every special memory
Of the time
they shared with me
So, although
they have gone away
They will
be with me on Christmas day
GROTTOS GO LEGAL
Santa’s little helpers, the first contacts,
Have all been
given revised contracts
They will
be known by the Santa Claus’s
From this
year on as subordinate clauses
NORTHERN LIGHTS
We have just learned
Candles may
not be burned
In Santa’s
workshop
The practice
has to stop
A spokesman
claims
That elfin
safety is to blame
BRITISH AIRWAYS AND THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
An apology
from Willie
On the
second day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
third day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the fourth
day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Four court injunctions
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
fifth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Five text
alerts
Four court injunctions
Three
defiant statements
A two fingers
sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
sixth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court injunctions
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
seventh day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court injunctions
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
eighth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Eight curt responses
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court injunctions
Three
defiant statements
A two fingers
sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
ninth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Nine empty
gestures
Eight curt
responses
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court injunctions
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
tenth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Ten more
cancellation
Nine empty
gestures
Eight curt
responses
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court injunctions
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
eleventh day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Eleven
false alarms
Ten more
cancellation
Nine empty
gestures
Eight curt
responses
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court injunctions
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
twelfth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Twelve days
of hell
Eleven
false alarms
Ten more
cancellation
Nine empty
gestures
Eight curt
responses
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court injunctions
Three
defiant statements
A two fingers
sign
And an apology
from Willie
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