MY FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS GIFT

 

My favourite Christmas gift

Costs nothing it’s free

It’s the overflowing gift of joy

I get from my family

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 173

 

Father Christmas, Father Christmas,

He got stuck, he got stuck;

Coming down the chimney,

Coming down the chimney;

Too much tuck, Too much tuck.

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a Christmas outfit?

Well, you really do look good in it

And it doesn’t look risqué, not a bit

It’s a really cracking little outfit

Though all the emphasis is on the fit

CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 3

 

It’s Christmas day in the workhouse

Just another grey day to endure

We have been promised nouvelle cuisine

So, Oliver will be asking for more

TIED UP WITH TINSEL

 

Have a little yuletide fun

Make it deliciously sinful

With your little Christmas hon

Tied up with tinsel

I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS # 2

 

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,

Just like the ones I used to know

But to be honest I drink so much

I won’t even notice if it snows

ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT

 

I have no need of Christmas

I have no need of memories

I have no desire to make plans

To join in with the festivities

 

Don’t wish me merry Christmas

I have no need of Christmas cheer

For me it won’t be Christmas

Until my darling wife is here

 

So, save your merry Christmas

Don’t send your jollity my way

Keep the Christmas fizz on ice

Until she’s home on Christmas day

 

This is for all those whose loved ones have to work on Christmas day.