Are you wearing a Christmas outfit?
Well, you
really do look good in it
And it
doesn’t look risqué, not a bit
It’s a
really cracking little outfit
Though all
the emphasis is on the fit
Saturday, 3 December 2022
ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS OUTFIT?
CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 3
It’s Christmas day in the workhouse
Just another
grey day to endure
We have
been promised nouvelle cuisine
So, Oliver
will be asking for more
TIED UP WITH TINSEL
Have a little yuletide fun
Make it
deliciously sinful
With your
little Christmas hon
Tied up
with tinsel
I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS # 2
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like
the ones I used to know
But to be
honest I drink so much
I won’t
even notice if it snows
ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT
I have no need of Christmas
I have no
need of memories
I have no
desire to make plans
To join in
with the festivities
Don’t wish
me merry Christmas
I have no
need of Christmas cheer
For me it
won’t be Christmas
Until my
darling wife is here
So, save
your merry Christmas
Don’t send
your jollity my way
Keep the
Christmas fizz on ice
Until she’s
home on Christmas day
This is for
all those whose loved ones have to work on Christmas day.
OH YES HE IS
On stage at the Victoria
The lad
playing Aladdin
Was
attacked from behind
But the
audience tried to warn him
FORCED ENTRY
I came home today to a horrible sight
All the
doors and windows were smashed in
And inside,
everything was gone
They had
taken absolutely everything
I felt so
violated so degraded
How could
something like this occur?
What sort
of sick person does that?
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