It’s Christmas day in the workhouse
Just another
grey day to endure
We have
been promised nouvelle cuisine
So, Oliver
will be asking for more
Saturday, 3 December 2022
CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 3
TIED UP WITH TINSEL
Have a little yuletide fun
Make it
deliciously sinful
With your
little Christmas hon
Tied up
with tinsel
I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS # 2
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like
the ones I used to know
But to be
honest I drink so much
I won’t
even notice if it snows
ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT
I have no need of Christmas
I have no
need of memories
I have no
desire to make plans
To join in
with the festivities
Don’t wish
me merry Christmas
I have no
need of Christmas cheer
For me it
won’t be Christmas
Until my
darling wife is here
So, save
your merry Christmas
Don’t send
your jollity my way
Keep the
Christmas fizz on ice
Until she’s
home on Christmas day
This is for
all those whose loved ones have to work on Christmas day.
OH YES HE IS
On stage at the Victoria
The lad
playing Aladdin
Was
attacked from behind
But the
audience tried to warn him
FORCED ENTRY
I came home today to a horrible sight
All the
doors and windows were smashed in
And inside,
everything was gone
They had
taken absolutely everything
I felt so
violated so degraded
How could
something like this occur?
What sort
of sick person does that?
ALPHABET OF CHRISTMAS
A is for
Advent, the
countdown to Christmas
B is for
the
Bells that
ring out in celebration
C is for
the
Candle that
spreads his light
D is for
the
Decorations
that dress our homes
E is for the
Extra spring
in our collective step
F is for
Felicitations
and festivities
G is for
the
Gift that
God gave too us
H is for
the
Happiness
of the Christmas season
I is for
the
Illumination
of the world
J is for
Jesus born
into that world
K is for the
King, humbly
born in a stable
L is for
the
Love of
Jesus Christ
M is for
the
Magi who
followed the star
N is for
the
Nativity in
Bethlehem
O is for
Old
acquaintances re-met
P is for
the
Presents
beneath the tree
Q is for
Quintessence
of the Christmas spirit
R is for
the
Rejoicing
in Christ’s name
S is for
the
Star that
adorned the Christmas sky
T is for
the
Tinsel that
adorns the trees
U is for
the
Universal
love of Christ
V is for
the
Victorious
celebration of his birth
W is for
the
Wise men
from the east
X is for
Xmas, the
best time of the year
Y is for
the
Yuletide
season and its joys
Z is for
the
Zest of
enthusiastic enjoyment
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