Saturday, 3 December 2022

OH YES HE IS

 

On stage at the Victoria

The lad playing Aladdin

Was attacked from behind

But the audience tried to warn him

FORCED ENTRY

I came home today to a horrible sight

All the doors and windows were smashed in

And inside, everything was gone

They had taken absolutely everything

I felt so violated so degraded

How could something like this occur?

What sort of sick person does that?

To someone's Advent calendar

ALPHABET OF CHRISTMAS

 

A is for

Advent, the countdown to Christmas

B is for the

Bells that ring out in celebration 

C is for the

Candle that spreads his light

D is for the

Decorations that dress our homes

E is for the

Extra spring in our collective step

F is for

Felicitations and festivities

G is for the

Gift that God gave too us

H is for the

Happiness of the Christmas season

I is for the

Illumination of the world

J is for

Jesus born into that world

K is for the

King, humbly born in a stable

L is for the

Love of Jesus Christ

M is for the

Magi who followed the star

N is for the

Nativity in Bethlehem

O is for

Old acquaintances re-met

P is for the

Presents beneath the tree

Q is for

Quintessence of the Christmas spirit

R is for the

Rejoicing in Christ’s name

S is for the

Star that adorned the Christmas sky

T is for the

Tinsel that adorns the trees

U is for the

Universal love of Christ

V is for the

Victorious celebration of his birth

W is for the

Wise men from the east

X is for

Xmas, the best time of the year

Y is for the

Yuletide season and its joys

Z is for the

Zest of enthusiastic enjoyment

CHRISTMAS DREAM # 1

 

I dream of Christmas

And hope the snow will fall

I dream of a snowy scene

When Santa comes to call

Friday, 2 December 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 136

 

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat

I can’t wait till Christmas to eat some of that

Coz I’m on the Atkins diet and that’s a fact

I just hope that I don’t have a heart attack

ARE YOU WEARING RED SHOES?

 

Are you wearing red shoes?

And very festive they are to

And just the thing for a Christmas do

CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 2

 

It’s Christmas day in the workhouse

In a typical parish establishment

Full of the inebriated and the loose

She we should have a Christmas goose