21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 82

 

Christmas is coming the geese are getting fat

Pick me out the fattest one and we’ll have that

It needs to be a big one for our Christmas feast

In fact just give us the one that’s clinically obese

ARE YOU WEARING GREEN VELVET?

 

Are you wearing green velvet?

That’s really nice to see

And so, fitting for the season

It makes me feel so Christmassy

CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 1

 

It’s Christmas day in the workhouse

Just another grey day to endure

If we’re lucky we’ll dine on mouse

And Oliver will still be asking for more

OH MY CHRISTMAS ANGEL

 

Oh, my Christmas Angel

Won’t you here my plea

Oh Christmas Angel

Spend Christmas with me

 

Oh, my Christmas Angel

Surely heaven sent

Oh Christmas Angel

Be my Christmas present

 

Oh, my Christmas Angel

Wont you here my plea

Let me un-wrap you

Beneath the Christmas tree

 

Oh, my Christmas Angel

Oh, please hear me do?

Oh, Christmas angel

Let me make a devil out of you

HAVE A CRACKING CHRISTMAS

 

You must definitely make sure

Her Christmas sack is full

Then if your dear is happy

Your cracker might get a pull

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS # 3

I only want one Christmas gift

It’s the only Christmas wish I’ve wished

I just want to know all the names

Of the girls on the naughty list

MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

Memories of Christmas past

Etched deep within

Remembered fondly

Remembered joyfully

Youthful memories


Christmas lights

Holly wreaths

Ringing bells

Icing the cake

Singing carols

Trimming the tree

Mistletoe for kissing mum

All done with love

Special Christmas’s with mum and dad