Tuesday, 29 November 2022

EVERY YEAR WITHOUT FAIL - SANTA

 

Every year without fail

On Christmas Eve

It would appear

And we children

Would squeal out

A deafening cheer

 

When the source

Of our excitement

Was carefully set down

And we would sit

In our clean pajama’s

And dressing gown

 

And stare at the object

Open mouthed

In gleeful expectation

Of what was beneath

The cotton wool and

Red crepe paper creation

 

We would have to wait

The longest time

In anticipation

But it was worth it

Too see inside the belly

Of Santa’s incarnation

 

And when we thought

We could wait no longer

We all jumped to our feet

As Dad slowly removed

The pink faced head

And revealed the treats

And as Dad gave Santa

A little shake, out spilled

The Christmas sweets

Monday, 28 November 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 306

 

Rub a dub dub

Three men in a tub

I bet no one predicted that

When they met in the pub

ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY DUST?

 

Are you wearing fairy dust?

If you’re a fairy, it really is a must

But the one thing I cannot tell

Are you the one called Tinkerbelle?

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN REALLY LOST HIS TEMPER

 

Frosty the snowman really lost his temper

And his behaviour was an absolute disgrace

He kept going on about an aggressive carrot

And he kept saying "just get out of my face"

EVERY YEAR WITHOUT FAIL - FROSTY

 

Every year without fail

On Christmas Eve

It would appear

And we children

Would squeal out

A deafening cheer

 

When the source

Of our excitement

Was carefully set down

And we would sit

In our clean pyjama’s

And dressing gown

 

And stare at the object

Open mouthed

In gleeful expectation

Of what was beneath

The cotton wool and

Crepe paper creation

 

We would have to wait

The longest time

In anticipation

But it was worth it

Too see inside the belly

Of Frosty’s incarnation

 

And when we thought

We could wait no longer

We all jumped to our feet

As Dad slowly removed

The carrot faced head

And revealed the treats

And as Dad gave Frosty

A little shake, out spilled

The Christmas sweets

THE YOUNG ELF EDUCATIONALISTS

 

The young Elf Educationalists

Have discovered an alarming theme

Those who struggle to learn the Elf-abet

Will in later life suffer low Elf esteem

NOVELTY TREE CHOCOLATES

 

When we were kids,

Before we went to bed,

My brothers and me

Were allowed a pick

A novelty chocolate

Off the Christmas tree