IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE

 

It’s Christmas Eve

The mood is merry

Listen to the sleigh bells

Here comes Mr C

SNIP! SNAP! CHRISTMAS

 

Snip! Snap! Dragon!

Here comes the flaming bowl

So let mischief take its toll

Just as festive Christmas comes

Snatch at the feast of plums

In amongst the Brandy’s flame

It’s our favourite Christmas game

Snip! Snap! Dragon!

MINCE PIES FULL

 

Mince pies full

Of spice and season

I don’t eat them

Heartburn’s the Reason

ARCTIC EDUCATION

 

At the North Pole

If an education is sought

You won’t get any training

Everyone is Elf taught

BREAKFAST TIME COMES

 

Breakfast time comes

Just after day breaks

When Frosty the snowman

Eats his Snowflakes

IF THE STORK WAS TO VISIT

 

If the stork was to visit

Santa and Mrs. Claus

The child would naturally be called

The subordinate Claus

ORANGES ARE NOT THE ONLY FRUIT

When my Dad was just a boy

He never saw a lemon or Lime

And oranges only ever appeared

In his house at Christmas time