Breakfast time comes
Just after day breaks
When Frosty the
snowman
Eats his Snowflakes
Wednesday, 23 November 2022
IF THE STORK WAS TO VISIT
If the stork was to visit
Santa and Mrs. Claus
The child would
naturally be called
The subordinate Claus
ORANGES ARE NOT THE ONLY FRUIT
When my Dad was just a boy
He never saw a lemon
or Lime
And oranges only ever
appeared
IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE IN DAD’S HOUSE
It was Christmas Eve in Dad’s house,
And not a hint of the
season in sight
No stockings hang by
the fire side
He was such a
miserable old shite
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 302
Little girl, little girl where have you been?
Have you been visiting London Zoo
Or gathering roses to give to the Queen.
Oh you went to get another Tattoo
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
When into the roadway
she strayed
It was an accident
waiting to happen
Because Santa Claus
was totally slayed
A MAN BOUGHT A CHRISTMAS TREE
A man bought a Christmas tree
He got it off the
shelf
But he was rushed to A
& E
After putting it up
himself
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