AT THANKSGIVING TIME

 

At thanksgiving time

Turkeys, will like as not

Do the thanksgiving dance

Known as the turkey trot

WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 1

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

There was a very simple reason

It was due to a lack of options for a Turkey

During the Christmas season

WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 2

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

There was a very simple reason

It was due to a lack of options for a Turkey

During the Thanksgiving season

WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 3

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Well contrary to the fable

It was to avoid ending up

On the Thanksgiving table

WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 4

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Well contrary to the fable

It was to avoid ending up

On the Christmas table

IF ONLY YOUR LEFT LEG WAS THANKSGIVING

 

If only your left leg was Thanksgiving

And your right leg was Christmas day

Then I could devote all of my time

To visiting you between the holidays

WHEN SANTA RETURNED HOME

 

When Santa returned home

To have his tea

His wife was there

Waiting apprehensively

“There was a phone call for you”

Said Mrs. C

“It was a little garbled

And made no sense to me

Something about Saville

And Operation Yewtree”