ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS TIGHTS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas tights?

Adorned with a festive motif

Well, if those long festive limbs

Decorated with Christmas motif

Were to entwine about me

Then my resistant would be brief

ARE YOU A CHRISTMAS FAIRY?

 

Are you a Christmas Fairy?

It’s just you’re a little bit scary

And you also look a bit weird

I think it’s the long ginger beard

SHE HAD A VERY FRUSTRATING CHRISTMAS

 

She had a very frustrating Christmas

Such was the impression she exuded

Apparently, the gift from Ms Summers

Was labelled “batteries not included”

YOU CAN KEEP THE SLEIGH # 2

 

You can keep the sleigh

And Rudolph and Prancer

There’s nothing Santa likes

More than a Pole Dancer

THE BRUSSELS SPROUTS

 

To some people

They can cause distress

But there is a sentiment

I‘d like to express

Sprouts are for life

Not just for Christmas

HOMELESS SNOWMAN

 

He was dressed in rags

And made from snow

A poor homeless snowman

A sad lonely snowbo

MRS CLAUS WAS COURTED

 

Mrs Claus was courted

By Santa and a man called Ray

Ray was a flash Harry

Who drove a red Chevrolet

Well, it was no contest

At the end of the day

Because although he had a fast car

Santa had a faster sleigh