The crowds are bustling
On the busy Christmas
streets
The throng is
blustering
In search of Christmas
treats
Tills are ringing out
their Christmas song
In the markets and the
shopping mall
Everyone gets a piece
of the action
Street traders,
vendors, buskers, and all
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
I hear the bell chimes
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
The best of all times
Merry Christmas, Merry
Christmas,
The old and the new
Merry Christmas, Merry
Christmas,
Merry Christmas to you
I've always loved my Santa
Since first we kissed
And he loves me
because
I’m on the naughty
list
So, we could go Christmas shopping
I kept the kids home
from school today
Because if I’d gone on
my own
I’d have gotten the
wrong sizes, so hey
When Rudolph arrived
Cupid was so pleased
It meant the other
reindeer
Had someone new to
tease
Olive the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names
She never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
So, he planted drugs
in her stall
And got her chucked
off the team
So, you think that you are Claustrophobic
Well, I doubt that is
a phobia of yours
As I should tell you
that Claustrophobia
Is definitely not a
fear of Santa Claus
