AFTER A LONG FLIGHT ON THE SLEIGH

 

After a long flight on the sleigh

Listening to Sleigh bells jingle

It wasn’t milk and cookies

That made Santa’s taste buds tingle

It was the thought of Mrs. Claus’s

Freshly made Crisp Cringle

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 292

 

There was an Owl lived in an oak.

And one day his hoot became a croak

His feathers were drab for all too see

Then he gasped and fell out of the tree

ARE YOU WEARING REINDEER ANTLERS?

 

Are you wearing Reindeer antlers?

Well not the most original twist

You’ve been making rather merry

More Christmas spirit than you could resist

What exactly am I suggesting?

A little too much wine would be the gist

What makes me think that?

Well, I’ll tell you if you insist

Apart from the slurred speech

You are walking with a starboard list

And your antlers sit in disarray

So that’s how I know you’re pissed

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED MY SANTA # 3

 

I've always loved my Santa

But you might find this shocking

I’ve never loved him more

Than when his hand is on my stocking

CHAVS CHRISTMAS # 3

 

I kept Billie home from school

For Christmas shopping

Doing it during school time

When the malls are empty

IT WAS CHRISTMAS DAY IN MY MUMS HOUSE

 

It was Christmas day in Mum’s house

And the table was laden with fare

And the love flowed like the wine

Oh, how I wish I was back there

LUCY WANTED TO BUY HER GRANNY

 

Lucy wanted to buy her Granny

A ladies handkerchief set

But in the end changed her mind

She didn’t know what size to get