The doorbell rings to announce
Arrivals from across
the miles
And the spirit of the
season
Is visible in the
Christmas smiles
Friday, 11 November 2022
THE DOORBELL RINGS
CHRISTMAS TIP
If you want next Christmas
To be happy and merry
Then insure the
Christmas card
You send to your
sister Kerry
Has sufficient postage
And arrives before
January
SANTA AND HIS LITTLE ELF
Santa and his little Elf
Have been dismissed
For activities undertaken
When they were pissed
That got both of them
Put on the naughty
list
CHRISTMAS SWEATER
My sister-in-law
Fills a sweater well
I think she’s rather
hot
The truth to tell
For Christmas
I bought for her
A button fronted
Lamb’s wool sweater
I want to see her in
it
I just can’t wait
She has a figure
To really fascinate
It has ten buttons
It’ll be a tight fit
Very figure hugging
That’s how I like it
She has breasts
Quite first rate
She has curves
That really titillate
She has a figure
To really fascinate
Of the ten buttons
MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO
Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho
Is Santa’s motto
And Santa thought that
He’d won the lotto
When he scored big
With three girls so
hot-o
They were doing things
In Santa’s grotto
That Santa’s and Elves
Should definitely not-o
But merry Christmas
Ho Ho Ho is his motto
CHRISTMAS PICKUP # 4
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
During the Christmas
season
Just say “I would love
To show you the special
toys
My elves make for
The big girls and
boys”
IT’S THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS DO
It’s the office Christmas do
So, let’s have a
tipple or two
We can drink the
Spanish sherry
We can drink until
we’re merry
Then into an office
we’ll stumble
And we’ll have a Christmas
fumble
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