My sister-in-law
Fills a sweater well
I think she’s rather
hot
The truth to tell
For Christmas
I bought for her
A button fronted
Lamb’s wool sweater
I want to see her in
it
I just can’t wait
She has a figure
To really fascinate
It has ten buttons
It’ll be a tight fit
Very figure hugging
That’s how I like it
She has breasts
Quite first rate
She has curves
That really titillate
She has a figure
To really fascinate
Of the ten buttons
Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho
Is Santa’s motto
And Santa thought that
He’d won the lotto
When he scored big
With three girls so
hot-o
They were doing things
In Santa’s grotto
That Santa’s and Elves
Should definitely not-o
But merry Christmas
Ho Ho Ho is his motto
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
During the Christmas
season
Just say “I would love
To show you the special
toys
My elves make for
The big girls and
boys”
It’s the office Christmas do
So, let’s have a
tipple or two
We can drink the
Spanish sherry
We can drink until
we’re merry
Then into an office
we’ll stumble
And we’ll have a Christmas
fumble
As I was going to Banbury Cross
My wife was less than
thrilled
“For god’s sake calm
down” she said
“You’re going to get
us killed
Are you wearing a Santa Suit?
I have to say you do look cute
I wonder if there might just be
A little room in there for me
When I think back to those Christmases
I and my brothers and
sisters shared
And all the love that
filled the house
When no other time
quite compared
I realized just how lucky we all were
Lucky, we had a family
that truly cared
Who gave us love and
now that I am older
I make sure that love
is liberally shared
