I'VE ALWAYS LOVED MY SANTA # 1

 

I've always loved my Santa

In his Red Velvet suit

With his long white beard

And cheeks all rosy and cute

His deep throated laughter

All happy and jolly

And he loves his naughty

Little Miss Molly

CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS

 

Throughout this seasonal time

Blessings come to us each day

The trick is to recognise them

So as not to turn them away

WHEN THE CAROLLERS SING

 

When the carollers sing

Their Christmas verses

Open up your hearts

And open up your purses

OH MY DEAR MRS. CHRISTMAS

 

Oh, my dear Mrs. Christmas

You fill me with cheer

When I see you dressed

In all your Christmas gear

 

You look so tinsellicious

In the red velvet dress

With stockings to match

And I would like to stress

 

That I am looking forward

To seeing the silk underwear

And let’s not forget about

The little bit of white fur

REMEMBER DECEMBER

 

The chilly month of December

Is the time for us to remember

In the run up to Christmas

Those who went before us

Loved ones and dear friends

Whose influence still wends

Shaping the form and style

Their memories making us smile

We remember the traditions

As they shared our celebrations

CHRISTMAS PICKUP # 3

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

During the Christmas season

Walk up to them and say sweetly

“Hey Angel, Shouldn't you

Be on top of the tree?”

RUDOLF’S LOW SELF ESTEEM

 

Rudolf suffered

From low self esteem

Due to the red nose

It would seem

 

It rendered him useless

As a parcel carrier

So, Santa made a call

To a reindeer whisperer