We went to a fancy dress party
I was a wizard, and
she was a witch
But I knew it was time
to leave
When she tapped her
witch watch
Saturday, 29 October 2022
WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 1
MY LITTLE NIECE GOES TO HOGWARTS
My little niece goes to Hogwarts
She’s a witch and
she’s excelling
But of all the subjects
she takes
Her favourite one is
spelling
WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 2
We went to a fancy dress party
With a Hogwarts theme
There was me and my
girlfriend
And her twin sister
Irene
However, after a drink
or two
Alcohol caused a bit
of a hitch
As with twin witches I
couldn’t
Tell which witch was
which
MY KIDS LOVE HALLOWEEN
My kids love Halloween
And not just trick or
treat
We play lots of games
Especially Hide and
Shriek
THE MODERN DAY WITCH
The modern day witch
Performs her manoeuvre
Flying across the sky
On a household hoover
ARE YOU WEARING A DRACULA OUTFIT?
Are you wearing a Dracula outfit?
Well, I promise not to
put up a fight
And at the end of the
Halloween party
I will let you have
more than bite
DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE
Double, double, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Shake it shake it at
the double
Don’t drink much or
you’re in trouble
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