Roses are red, violets are blue
Do I have to buy flowers for you
Violets are blue,
Roses are red
Ok I understand if I
don’t I’m dead
Sunday, 13 February 2022
VALENTINE QUESTION
BE MY VALENTINE # 1
On Valentine’s Day
The valentine card
said to the stamp
Stick with me and
we'll go places!
While the farmer gave
his wife
Hogs and kisses!
And the caveman gave
his wife
Ughs and kisses!
BE MY VALENTINE # 2
On Valentine’s Day
The chocolate syrup
said to the ice cream
“I'm sweet on you!”
While the pencil said
to the paper
“I dot my i's on you!”
And the light bulb
asked his girlfriend
Do I mean a whole watt
to you?”
BE MY VALENTINE # 3
On Valentine’s Day
The bat said to his
girlfriend
“You're fun to hang
around with.”
And the paper clip
said to the magnet?
“I find you very
attractive.”
BE MY VALENTINE # 4
On Valentine’s Day
The near-sighted
porcupine
Fell in love with a
pin cushion!
And the elephant said
to his girlfriend
“I love you a
ton!”
BE MY VALENTINE # 5
On Valentine’s Day
One pickle said to the
other
“Your love means a
great dill”
Even skunks celebrate
Valentine's Day
Because they're very
scent-imental!
BE MY VALENTINE # 6
On Valentine’s Day
The
valentine card said to the stamp
Stick with
me and we'll go places!
While the
farmer gave his wife
Hogs and
kisses!
And the
caveman gave his wife
Ughs and
kisses!
And the Persian gave his wife
Rugs and
kisses!
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