On Valentine’s Day
The bat said to his
girlfriend
“You're fun to hang
around with.”
And the paper clip
said to the magnet?
“I find you very
attractive.”
Sunday, 13 February 2022
BE MY VALENTINE # 3
BE MY VALENTINE # 4
On Valentine’s Day
The near-sighted
porcupine
Fell in love with a
pin cushion!
And the elephant said
to his girlfriend
“I love you a
ton!”
BE MY VALENTINE # 5
On Valentine’s Day
One pickle said to the
other
“Your love means a
great dill”
Even skunks celebrate
Valentine's Day
Because they're very
scent-imental!
BE MY VALENTINE # 6
On Valentine’s Day
The
valentine card said to the stamp
Stick with
me and we'll go places!
While the
farmer gave his wife
Hogs and
kisses!
And the
caveman gave his wife
Ughs and
kisses!
And the Persian gave his wife
Rugs and
kisses!
VALENTINE # 1
Lover you still do it for me,
You are still my
object of desire
Your qualities are
plain to see
And you still light my
fire
VALENTINE # 2
Lover you still do it for me,
With that wiggle when
you walk
Your qualities are
plain to see
And you still pop my
cork
VALENTINE # 3
Lover you still do it
for me,
Though you now have a
fuller figure
Your qualities are
plain to see
And you still pull my
trigger
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