CHRISTMAS IS THE PERFECT TIME

Christmas is the perfect time

For the perfect Christmas rhyme

So, when the bells of Christmas chime

Have the happiest Christmas time

I JUST OPENED MY PRESENT

 

My old aunt just popped round

With a Christmas gift for me

It wasn’t what I was expecting

It was a tweedy dye Mankini

 

“I hope it’s the one you wanted”

I didn’t know what to say really

I couldn’t understand it

I asked for a CD by Mancini

CHRISTMAS GATEAU

 

It is time for me to make

My most special Christmas cake

The only thing you need to start

Is the most joyous open heart

Then add by the pound

All the love that can be found

Delightful festive merriments

And simple humble ingredients

Thankfulness and Gratitude

Lashings of positive attitude

Laced with Christmas cheer

And a cup of Christmas beer

An abundance of good wishes

With lots of hugs and kisses

Not forgetting laughter and fun

Enough to serve everyone

And to complete my Gateau

I garnish with sprigs of mistletoe

BRANDISHING YOUR MISTLETOE

 

It’s Christmas Eve so off you go

Start brandishing your mistletoe

March off purposely through the snow

To find yourself a Christmas ho

DEAR SWEET CINDERELLA

Dear sweet Cinderella

Does no one love you at all?

Is that the real reason?

You’re not going to the ball

 

Or is there another reason

Are you just too sweet?

Just simply too demure

To be given such a treat

 

If your morals were looser

You would gain a reputation

And you would be asked

Without any hesitation

 

A stain on your character

Will show blacker than cinders

And you will go to the ball

And have a ball dear Sin-ders 

WHEN CHRISTMAS WEARS ITS TINSELLED GOWN

 

When Christmas wears its tinselled gown

Joy fills the streets around the town

We must banish those who wear a frown

As we celebrate the King with the holy crown

I DON’T WANT TO WISH YOU

 

I don’t want to wish you

A happy holiday

No, that I will not say

 

I’m not going to wish you

A happy yuletide

No, that I will not abide

 

I’m not going to wish you

A happy festive period,

No and the reasons are myriad

 

I’m not going to wish you

A happy winter festival

No, that isn’t suitable

 

I’m going to wish to you

A very happy Christmas

So have a very Happy Christmas