ARE YOU WEARING A PAPER HAT?

 

Are you wearing a paper hat?

It’s Christmas day and that’s that

We’ve pulled our Christmas crackers

So everyone must wears a paper hat

ON THE EVE OF THE SPECIAL DAY # 1

 

On the eve of the special day

As I sit beside the fire

Peace upon the earth

Is my one abiding desire

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 173

 

Father Christmas, Father Christmas,

He got stuck, he got stuck;

Coming down the chimney,

Coming down the chimney;

Too much tuck, Too much tuck.

ALPHABET OF CHRISTMAS

 

A is for

Advent, the count down to Christmas

B is for the

Bells that ring out in celebration 

C is for the

Candle that spreads his light

D is for the

Decorations that dress our homes

E is for the

Extra spring in our collective step

F is for

Felicitations and festivities

G is for the

Gift that God gave too us

H is for the

Happiness of the Christmas season

I is for the

Illumination of the world

J is for

Jesus born into that world

K is for the

King, humbly born in a stable

L is for the

Love of Jesus Christ

M is for the

Magi who followed the star

N is for the

Nativity in Bethlehem

O is for

Old acquaintances re-met

P is for the

Presents beneath the tree

Q is for

Quintessence of the Christmas spirit

R is for the

Rejoicing in Christ’s name

S is for the

Star that adorned the Christmas sky

T is for the

Tinsel that adorns the trees

U is for the

Universal love of Christ

V is for the

Victorious celebration of his birth

W is for the

Wise men from the east

X is for

Xmas, the best time of the year

Y is for the

Yuletide season and its joys

Z is for the

Zest of enthusiastic enjoyment

CHRISTMAS GOOD WILL

 

I look from my window

Upon a street of cheer

And as I look upon the scene

As Christmas day draws near

I pray that this good will

Could last throughout the year

CHRISTMAS SUPERSTITION

 

Is Christmas day on Friday this year?

I think that it is, that’s what I hear

I’m one of those superstitious men

So let's hope it's not the 13^th then

SHOP EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS

 

It was Christmas eve at the magistrate’s court

And the Magistrate was in charitable mood

And in keeping with the season

Was inclined to show a little latitude

"Now then, what is the charge against you?" 

He asked the unfortunate prisoner

The man in the dock replied

"I was caught Christmas shopping very early sir"

"That doesn't seem like an offence to me.

What do you mean by “very early” man”?

"Well, your Honour." said the defendant,

"It was an hour before the shop was open."