Monday, 6 December 2021

THE GIFT GIVER

 

The Christmas trees are trimmed

And all the halls are decked

Santa has made his list

And all the names are checked

The reindeer have been harnessed

The sleigh is loaded high

Santa climbs into his seat

And they’re off into the sky

Santa goes from roof to roof

From city to city and town to town

He finds the chimney pot

Then takes the presents down

And the gift giver goes about his work

So that every girl and boy

Can awake on Christmas morning

And unwrap that wanted toy

CHRISTMAS IS A TIME OF JOY

 

Christmas is a time of joy

For every little girl and boy

All wishing for that special toy

That they can’t wait to enjoy

 

Christmas is a time of love

Given to us from the lord above

When we see with eyes of a dove

Christmas fits us like a glove

 

Christmas is a time for prayer

Christmas is a time to share

Christmas is a time to care

It’s also the time for festive fare

 

Christmas time is a special thing

A time to worship Christ the king

In his honour gifts we bring

And to the heavens high we sing

PREPARING THE BIRD

 

The best way to prepare

Your turkey this Christmas

Is to keep it simple

To minimize the fuss

To my way of thinking

The best method to apply

Is just be straight

And say “Turkey, you’re going to die”

WRITTEN WARNING

 

Beware of what you write

In your Christmas letter to Santa

Ask yourself if you’ve been good

But be honest when you answer

If you’re naughty and say you’re nice

Santa may erupt with laughter

He may even laugh so violently

That you end up killing Santa

IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE

 

It was Christmas Eve

We were preparing for Christmas day

Stuffing the bird and peeling veg

Singing of Santa on his sleigh

When the phone call came

I thought great Dads on his way

Or maybe it will be Gran

With another Christmas cliché

 

A happy Christmas call

Full of happiness and cheer

In truth it was the very opposite

It was the call we all fear

The death of a loved one

The voice says so very clear

“I’ve lost my best friend”

And I had no words only tears

 

Out of the blue so unexpected

Certainly not on Christmas Eve

Christmas should be a celebration

Certainly not a time to grieve

But Christmas Eve or not

It seems it was his time to leave

So farewell dear brother

Life without you I cannot conceive

 

For my Brother Peter who died on Christmas Eve 2008

MY EVERGREENS

 

Oh Holly and my Ivy

Of all the girls I’ve known

When they dress in the Santa gear

They really ring my bell

MERRY CHRISTMAS SIR

Merry Christmas sir, I’m your paper boy

I bring you daily tidings of peace and joy

I know that at 6am that no one knocks

But how else would I get my Christmas box