Are you wearing an elf outfit?
Does it
come with all the kit?
Pixie boots
and a floppy hat
The green
tights and all that
If you come
to the grotto with me
You can
call me Santa and sit on my knee
Are you wearing an elf outfit?
Does it
come with all the kit?
Pixie boots
and a floppy hat
The green
tights and all that
If you come
to the grotto with me
You can
call me Santa and sit on my knee
For the wealthy landowners
In medieval times
Food was plentiful
At Christmas time
And A few days before the holy day
The kitchen at the manor
Would begin their preparations
First a huge pasty case was made
For a special festive pie
Into the bottom of the huge pastry case
Went enormous amounts of forcemeat,
This was ground beef and lamb
Heavily seasoned with salt and pepper,
On this were placed boned and boiled hens,
Rabbits, Ducks and assorted game birds
Another layer of forcemeat was added
Then marrow, hard boiled egg yokes
Currants, prunes and dates
Spices such as cloves and saffron,
Mace and cinnamon
Finished off the ample filling
It was then covered
With the huge pastry lid and baked
And such a feast was had
The poor were less fortunate
Unless they had a goodly lord at the manor
But bad masters were
As plentiful as the feast
And so Christmas for the poor
Was often less than merry
If you’re a worshiper of Satan
And you
suffer from Dyslexia
Take care
before you commit
You may
sell your soul to Santa
There is something puzzling me
As it
doesn’t say in the book
Before his
hand was taken
What did
they call captain hook
It’s a
difficult one to answer
Maybe he
was evil captain fist
Or was he
called captain two hands
Not really
a very menacing list
And was it
simply irony, mere chance
Or was his
accident planned
For if not
for the crocodile
He would
have remained a deck hand
Candlelight of beauty
Adorning church and alter
None excluded from Christ’s love
Darkness brightly conquered
Light of Christ illuminating
Everlasting light of life
If on Christmas day
Snow fall
is seen
Then come
Easter
Everywhere
be green
Last day of school,
Kids say “that’s cool”
Angel’s wings
Shepherd brings
Presents for Jesus
Rudolf sneezes
Everything is frosting over
Even my car made by “Rover”
Reindeer fly
But I can’t fly
But I have cream on my
Hot mince pie
But I still get a lift
When I get a gift