Thursday, 2 December 2021

HOOK

 

There is something puzzling me

As it doesn’t say in the book

Before his hand was taken

What did they call captain hook

 

It’s a difficult one to answer

Maybe he was evil captain fist

Or was he called captain two hands

Not really a very menacing list

 

And was it simply irony, mere chance

Or was his accident planned

For if not for the crocodile

He would have remained a deck hand

CHRISTMAS CANDLE

 

Candlelight of beauty

Adorning church and alter

None excluded from Christ’s love

Darkness brightly conquered

Light of Christ illuminating

Everlasting light of life

SUPERSTITIOUSLY WHITE CHRISTMAS

 

If on Christmas day

Snow fall is seen

Then come Easter

Everywhere be green

COOL YULE

 

Last day of school,

Kids say “that’s cool”

Angel’s wings

Shepherd brings

Presents for Jesus

Rudolf sneezes

Everything is frosting over

Even my car made by “Rover”

Reindeer fly

But I can’t fly

But I have cream on my

Hot mince pie

But I still get a lift

When I get a gift

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS # 1

 

Well I only got a sweater for Christmas

Not the best thing to get for a dreamer

Because I got a sweater for Christmas

When I wanted a moaner or a screamer

HAPPY CHRISTMAS AUNTIE PEGGY

 

For Christmas I bought my Auntie

A brand new wooden leg

I didn’t have it specially made

No I just got it off the peg

You may say it’s not a nice gift

Or even that it’s a killer

It wasn’t her main present though

It was just a stocking filler

TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

 

At last I have some time to spare

No more work until the New Year

Its nearly Christmas so beware

The weather's bitter so have a care

Peace and goodwill and never fear

A wish for one and all for the coming year