I miss the good old days
When Black Friday
Was actually limited
To one single Day
Thursday, 25 November 2021
CELEBRATING BLACK FRIDAY
I can say that this year I will be
Celebrating Black
Friday
By completely ignoring
it
Which is in my
traditional way
THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING
The day after Thanksgiving
Is known as
"Black Friday"
Because it matches the
mood
Of unhappy shoppers
that day
IT'S SAD THAT IN DEMOCRATIC AMERICA
It's sad that in Democratic America
That Black Friday
gives them more of a lift
Than Good Friday, as
they are more
Interested in bargains
than the greatest gift
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT FLIES FASTER
There is only one thing that flies faster
Than stock off the
shelves on Black Friday
And that is the
endless flash of white
Of till receipt as the
customers pay
WHAT DO THE WELL FED SHOPPERS EAT
What do the well-fed shoppers eat
Among the throng on
Black Friday?
Obviously, they gorge
themselves
On leftovers from
Thanksgiving Day
THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING
The day after Thanksgiving
Is known as
"Black Friday"
Because it matches the
mood
Of unhappy shoppers
that day
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