72 Miles From The Sea

Wednesday, 17 November 2021

Have you ever wondered

What Santa does for fun

Well, he rides his motorbike

Which is his Holly Davidson

My house was a little dowdy

So, I put a Christmas tree up in it

The house wasn’t transformed

But it was spruced up a bit

I love everything about Christmas

And I love Christmas tradition

But I don’t like cheap, I need my

Candy canes to be in mint condition

People educated at Eton and Harrow

Have appropriately themed Advent Calendars

They still have twenty-four doors

But they’re opened by Butlers or Chauffeurs

Someone stole my Advent Calendar

But then crime is rife nowadays

The police caught the thief though

And fittingly he got twenty-four days

Even Skunks love Christmas

The carolling and Christmas Bells

They even have a favourite

Christmas song, Jingle smells!

The Christmas spoilers

Will soon be with us again

And that as you well know

Means the bloody children