Christmas dinner with the Cyrus’s
Is kind of Quirky
Because Miley Cyrus insists
That they have Twerky
Friday, 12 November 2021
CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH THE CYRUS’S
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU BOTH
Happy Christmas to you both
See, we did remember
Because you are so
dear
Just like every year
We will never forget
We just wish and wish
You were still here
Just like every year
We will remember
And take a pause
Amidst the cheer
Just like every year
So we wish you
A happy Christmas
And wipe away a tear
Just like every year
Mary Evelyn Curtis
20/1/1921 – 29/3/1993
Harold Curtis 30/6/1922
– 8/5/1978
ON CHRISTMAS EVE, A NUTCRACKER
On Christmas Eve, a nutcracker
Is turned into a
handsome Prince,
Clara saves him from
the Mouse King
And go to the land of
sweets and mints
There they dance
around for a bit
Before the Prince
takes Clara as his belle
And they marry and
that’s The End
And that is the
nutcracker in a nutshell
OUR LIBRARIAN LOVES CHRISTMAS
Every bauble, bell and light
And when she goes carolling
Her favourite is Silent Night
THEY CHIPPED AT THE ICE REVEALING
They chipped at the ice revealing
A frozen Elf hanging from the ceiling
They carried him away in a receptacle
And then they thawed out the Elfcicle
WHEN FROSTY DISAPPEARED
When Frosty disappeared
It really left people in a muddle
But Frosty the Snowman
Vanished in May so he’s a puddle!
AFTER CHRISTMAS SANTA GOES ON HOLIDAY
After Christmas Santa goes on Holiday
With his favourite mademoiselle
And he always books the penthouse suite
At the most luxurious Ho-ho-ho-tel
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